Snowless Christmas

[misscam]

God jul!

What Cam Would Give (25) Selected People Of Her Flist If She Ruled the World:

lotus79 Many male slaves and rule over any part of the world you wanted. Oh, and all of B5 on DVD.
maureenlycaon A brand spanking new computer and a nice, shiny torture chamber.
eldamere Naked rugby. A chain of night clubs called "The Gutter" and hot males to work in them. Oiled.
pennhothwen That trolls really do turn to stone in sunlight.
belegcuthalion A smart Babel fish to help her with her website and fic translating.
jocelyncs No Bush.
millikov A paintball gun and a room full of tied up PAPs.
fondued_jicama The spirit of Ivanova and a Minbari fighting pike.
psychicsaphie The world as your oyster and the education you want a your fingertips.
adora_endymion Not to be torn between friends ever and many slaves to help you with your website. And possibly Elves in Black Leather giving you backrubs, if I'm feeling generous.
pipibluestockin A toad that when kissed, becomes a prince.
pulsarkat Cat shape-shifting abilities.
greyladybast A Satanic snowball fight ;)
elenculda Riddle wrapped in a bow.
kaltia Blair on a leash.
musemistress All the fairs you could ever want and Alan Rickman as your date.
vulgarweed A pet Nazgul.
elvenpiratelady A room in L-space with all the Terry Pratchett books possibly ever written.
nirix5 Executive producer and Goddess power over at CSI.
greencat3 A pet Borg to set on DS9 Sues.
norwegianne The greatest library in the world, which has all the Eurosong entries ever done.
jakie_f All the nightmares you'd want.
sasja_sokolov The world has a revelation about Rush.
ginmar A ticket home.
maererigan A muse that is a true slave to your writing desires and a ticket to Ireland.

I could have done more, but there are so bloody many of you on my flist and my brain hasn't woken up yet. Imagine I gave you something nice and shiny that you wanted if you're not on the list.

I know I'm getting some books and a microwave for Christmas, but there are some mysterious gifts around to. Hmm. I guess I shall find out tonight (we open our gifts on Christmas Rve). But for now, it's almost time for "Tre Nøtter til Askepott" (Three Nuts for Cinderella) as it is every year.

Have a splendid day and much good food and pretty gifts.

Comments

[lotus79.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks :)

I've already got most of b5, though. Just gotta get around to getting s4 and deciding if I want s5 (prolly will for the sake of completeness.)

My next job is to get the red dwarf dvds.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I opted for season 5 in the end. It has some good episodes, though Sleeping in Light breaks my heart. Wah.

I got the first five seasons of Red DWarf on DVD. :P Season six comes out on my birthday, funnily enough.

Mmmm, Rimmer.

[sinneahtes.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks! *leaves a dead rodent on Bush's doorstep to greet him* (Sharing the Christmas spirit of giving here -- feline style ;))

Hmm, what to give back now...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I would've left it on his pillow. Since it's Christmas.

[belegcuthalion.livejournal.com]

*accepts the babelfish gratefully and bows to the Lady who still leads hundreds of readers to her site*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Geez, that many?

Does OFUM ever get an fun, German commens then?

[adoraheatherly.livejournal.com]

I couldn't wish for better. Thank you!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Now it just remains for me to take over the world and actually give it to you...

[nymeria.livejournal.com]

Yay, Blair on a leash! I can do so many sick and twisted things much good for the world, by restraining this dangerous lunatic! XD

[misscam.livejournal.com]

I'm sure, you wench you. Just don't wear him out too much.

Wait, what am I saying? Wear him out all you wish!

[greencat3.livejournal.com]

^^ Thanks, Cam! *huggles Borg*
Borg: Resistance to canon is futile.

Perfect timing, too, as I just found an absolutely HORRID DS9 Sue.

Merry Christmas to all, and feel sorry for those of us in Eastern Standard Time who can't open presents for another 18 hours...

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Kill! Maim! Pluuuuuuuuuuunder!

Oh, you poor things. I fel for you. Except not.

[syncopated_time.livejournal.com]

*huggles true muse!* Now you will help me finish all those fics and they will all be snarky, hot, or heartbreaking, appropriately! And Miss Cam, I shall send you a postcard (and perhaps a nice Irish lad) from Ireland. And you more into Colin Farrel or Jonathan Rhys Meyers? ;)

On another note -- a snowless Christmas in Norway?! Isn't this a sign of the impending apocalypse?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Neither, actually. You can have both, if you like. I'll just help myself to some Scottish and Australian lads.

Well, we've had snowless Christmases before, but this is the first I can remember where it's been close to 10 degrees celcius and warm enough that grass have started sprouting again. But of course, in our mythology, the end of the world is supposed to be signalled by really cold, cold winters.

Experts says climate change is partly to blame. *looks pointedly at Bush*

[mademoisellenon.livejournal.com]

You're so sweet and cuddly even though you try to hide it sometimes ;) I love that movie. It's so much better than the "original" Cinderella in my opinion. And the snow falling....*dies*

[misscam.livejournal.com]

You've seen it? The Czech Cinderella movie? Impressive.

I am not sweet and cuddly at all. I'm fierce and bloodthirsty and vengeful. So there.

Those rabits freak me out.

[jakie-f.livejournal.com]

All the nightmares I want? Aww, that's so sweet! *hugs* Merry Xmas!

Now I have to find something to give you... uh, will a free coupon for the merciless disembowelment and decapitation of an arsehelm of your choosing? Silver platter included.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

*thinks and envisions Donal Rumsfeld on said platter*

Yes.

[sasja-sokolov.livejournal.com]

The world has a revelation about Rush.

:D *loves you*

Hey, would this by any chance happen to include me being crowned Queen of Canada and getting Geddy Lee as my consort, or would that be pushing it?

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Might be. At least as a Christmas gift. Maybe for your birthday.

[norwegianne.livejournal.com]

Ah... *wipes eyes* You're too generous, you are...

Tre Nøtter til Askepott. Ah... it felt great. I was slightly disappointed because TVNorge sent the Breakfast Club at the same time, and I like to oogle Emilio Estevez in it.

But all in all, a great Christmas.

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Ogling at Christmas? You have no shame, you hussy.

Then again, neither have I.

Oh, and love the icon. Pinky and the Brain!

Ooooh! A pet Nazgul!

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted one!

But I have a feeling that sooner rather than later he would be like my cats, keeping me as a pet instead.

Oh well. That's OK as long as I can still sic him on people. And I know just where to send him first!

Re: Ooooh! A pet Nazgul!

[misscam.livejournal.com]

Should be watching the news for the hideous massacre in the White House, then?

Just what I always wanted!

[elvenpiratelady.livejournal.com]

Many thanks! One of the many things I didn't know I wanted but was pleasantly reminded of (and now thanks to Santa's generousity I have enough money to buy all three LOTR EEs - ahhhhhhhhh). I'm even inspired to write a random poem about it:

Cam is generous, Cam is great,
Fixing America's woeful state,
Introducing much Norwejian,
Leading a full-scale world invasion,
Join her army before it's too late!

My muse is in a weird mood. Must be all the chocolate mousse.

And what would you ask for yourself? Give me a bit of time and I can probably secure a live Howard Piñata.

Merry Christmas!

[psychicsaphie.livejournal.com]

I hate oysters, so can the world be my shrimp? I like shrimp.

{thankses}

Happy random winter day o' Good Cheer! {gives you hot males a' massaging and a Bush-free world}

[maureenlycaon.livejournal.com]

*bows* My deepest thanks.

*eyes torture chamber, deciding whether to use it for dearest friends . . . or worst enemies.*

[nirix5.livejournal.com]

YES!!!!!! *dances* Of course, all exectutive decisions will be submitted for your approval, O Exalted One. *hugs*