Cam's Corner of the World

I'm feeling organizsed and thus have composed this little entry in a list. Don't mock me.

• I went to the previously mentioned gay animals exibit and it was rather kinky and informative. I also bought a book on the subject and look forward to making my brain full of rather scary possibilities. I'm half tempted to piss Fred Phelps off by sending him a Natural Homosexual Fact of the Day.



• The fight over CSI SpoilerGate continues - and I'm having a massive, massive *headdesk* affliction.



• "im pissed off right now lol, so snickers, and i'm sick of all this GSR shit lol. not to mention whats with their new thread name? we need a new thread, we used to be like one behind them, now we are like 4, funnily enough they dont get in trouble for spamming, COUGH." Welcome to CSI ship-measuring contest, wheee. Is my ship bigger than yours? Can you pee with your ship upwards?



• Doctor Who fandom gets RPF comm?



• My current layout is in fact not staying, but is merely dropping by for a drink while the new is being secretly tinkered on. Enjoy the giant lizard while you can. It will gooooo.



• Plan for tomorrow on blessed day off work:
  - Sleep
  - Write on Doctor Who ficathon fic
  - Write Grissom/Catherine stuff if fandom is relatively behaving, if not, write more DW stuff. If fandom is really bad, write Doctor Robbins/Ecklie/CSImobile.
  - Sort books
  - Find winter clothes, pack away summer clothes
  - Slaughter enemies in Ages of Empires III
  - Cuddle cat



• Finally, meme nicked from a truckload of people: Comment with the name/title of a fandom I'm aware of, no matter how obvious you think the answers will be, and I'll reply to you with the relationships (canon or not) from it I 'ship. Also, you're free to reply in subthreads and ask me why I ship or don't ship something.

Obviously, only if you're curious or some such.

So the Museum of Natural History in Noway is now showing an exibit called "Against the Natural Order?". It's an exibit on homosexuality in the animal kingdom, showcasing it for a 'greater understanding', according to the museum itself. I'm really keen on going, actually. It's certainly the first of its kind in Norway and apparently the world, says the museum. (Yahoo picks up the story. Thanks, nenya_kanadka. Didn't spot that one.)

It got state funds, which pissed off a wee pastor (non-state church) here, who suggested the funds instead be used to help the animals with this "pervertion or queerness". Please take a moment to enjoy the supreme stupidity of that suggestion. Yeah. That'll work real well. What the hell is he suggesting, sexual theraphy for ducks? And the bonobos, which are apparently wholly bisexual as a species, they'll probably need a lot of pills. Not to mention since homosexuality has been found in over 1500 species, we'll probably need to use the whole oil fund to make the animals straight!Then Fred Phelps will have to love us!

A far better use of such money would be making idiots less effing stupid, you ask me.

Is good to be reminded we got ways to go in Norway as well with tolerance and religious fucknuttery, though. Thanks pastor. The next time I find gay ducks cute, I'll think of you and find them cuter. Also, STFU. WTF moral judgement on a duck's sexlife? If two male ducks get happy shagging it up (like these two), I say quackarrific. (Yes, I know that was a horrid pun. Shut up.)

Meanwhile, the Nobel Peace Prize goes to... Another surprise choice.

Norwegian politicians are pleased.

In the HP tale of wank that never ends, an apology occurs. Maybe. Decide for yourselves. I'm sure this ain't the end of it, however.

Follow-up on the 'Say WHAT?' I think troll now.

CSI fandom is almost acting all sane of late (a trend, or a blip? We wonder, we do), but here's a few nuggets of amusement still.

( Well I heard from a trustful source that William wanted GSR to happen and he helped made it happen. He done got sick in the head in that old age. Sorry , But he is not my hero anymore. He gone wacko! )

Know how some days you get home from work and there's just madness everywhere? (After your workday being madness in the first place. Funfun.)

- So first we have some little anonmouse seemingly trying to stir up shit. Mouse LOSE. No cheese for you. What the fuck is with all these shit!stirring/grudge!bringing mice of late, anyway? (Though sc_angel72's commememorative icon cracked me up. Me likes commememorative icons. Heh.)

- Then we have an actual case of plagiarism and it's done by someone I know. Fuckity fuck. Lose the second.

PLAGIARISM = BAD, MMKAY? Didn't they teach this in fandom kindergarten? (Come to think of it, why is there no fandom kindergarten? Or alternatively, why do some never seem to get out of it?)

- My lower secondary school is having a reunion. Been ten years, in fact. I feel old now. Have to decide if I want to go now. Give that we were all teenage brats then, I don't all have fond memories. Ponder, ponder.

- There be Top Gear wank.

Of course. People will wank about anything, won't they? Shagging, non-shagging, people dying, people not dying, ships happening, ships not happening, hurricanes, Hitler, having children, not having children, knitting - no end to it.

- LJ is being odd about comment alerts. Argh.

- My latest wankimplosion post has been spotted by at least two featured on it, and we get two very different reactions.

( The insulting and the amused )

You can all guess which one gets free drinks from the wankshelter bar. Though character hate is always left at the door, along with ship opinions. We don't want the "OMG SARA LOOKED AT GRSISOM THEIR HAVING BABIES" about in the wankshelter, now do we? (Man, it hurts to type stuff like that.)

I haven't even had time to see if there's any wank after the CSI episode - any of you spot anything delicious?

- Finally - mmm, weekend. Maybe I'll even get around to writing. I'm having Ideas.

In other news:
Richard Hammond appears to be improving
Hezbollah talks out of its ass
Scantly clad women are apparently more dangerous than bombs (Well, NATURALLY. People die from seeing some skin all the time.)
Bush claims to be unaware of threats to Pakistan in 2001
Norwegian researcher may have solved Black Death mystery
EU wants more dough from Norway

ETA: Psst, visitors! This LJ uses something called LJToys, which logs and track all hits and IPs. FYI.

*shakes fist at CSI*

Stop trying to lure me back, damn you! Shiny photos and funny answers to wanky questions and what-not! (New TVGuide is out, with Grissom and Sara on the cover. Scans of it here and here, if you're at YTDAW.) You know I'm vunerable because there are no new Doctor Who episodes, don't you?

Meanie. I even went and fiddled enough in Photoshop to make this icon. AND I AM NOT AN ICON MAKER DAMN YOU

William Petersen made me laugh, too.

( A few of the questions answered... )

Hah, I remember featuring that particular "entomologists hate GSR!!!!1" thing in a wankimplosion update. Am much, much amused.

Help me, I'm even feeling like writing fanfic...

Course, countdown to wanky reaction to the Grissom/Sara TVGuide cover commences... If you spot something juicy, report it here, yeah? I'd hate to miss out on something particulary good for the wank report.

Oh yay. It's another episode of "It's Like Incest, Really", the saga of CSI wank part frickzillion.

( With you wanting a simple affair with someone Grissom has feelings for that makes you no better than Sara. That makes you as cold, caddy, unprofessional and disrespectful as Sara. It is very petty! )

For a show that is so little about ships, CSI fandom sure has some impressive, impressive shipping madness. Reminds me a bit of the Harry Potter fandom, quite frankly. Only in smaller scale. But we don't want to end up there, do we?

( A few helpful hints on how not to be a batshit shipper )

Blah. Work long. Trip home rainy. Brain headache-y. Going to bed with my shiny new DVD with season one of Grey's Anatomy. (Shut up.) Try to not implode or anything, CSI fandom.

That goes for you too, Doctor Who fandom.

See, shippers can be sane!

Group hug for all!

New OFUM fanart - amazing that it still gets attention and fanart, I have to say. (All the fanart for it can be found here.) About the most flattering thing I know of, getting fanart for something you wrote. I miss the days of OFUM madness sometimes, but ah well. Everyone gets their 15 minutes of Internet fame, perhaps, and those were mine.

( Meanwhile, in CSI fandom, sanity isn't always around... )

And the season haven't even started. I need to restock the wankshelter bar, that's for sure.

( E-mail I found in my inbox one morning )

*blinkblink*

Because the kind of traffic I want to my personal website is horny males looking for sex. Yes.

Norway's population rises to 4,660,000

Aw. Aren't we small and adorable?

Got alerted to this by a friend of mine.

This is how inane CSI ship-arguments get

I don't give a fuck if William Petersen touch Jorja Fox in real life. What the hell? Before you reply to me with your dumbass comeback, read my post. You're bringing up shit that I didn't even talk about. And, incase you didn't notice, my post said "RESPECT GSR" not "RESPECT WILLIAMPETERSEN/JORJAFOXOMGZ" so just shut the fuck up. If you care to stop being a little bitch and actually use your real screen name, then maybe I'll actually take you seriously.

Says a sockpuppet. The irony, it burns like a flaming thing.

I'm sure most of the GS fans are too busy laughing at your icons, because their ship is canon and you're acting like a jealous bitch.

Actually, this one is busy wanting a drink.

But first - CAM'S CSI FANDOM GUIDELINES TO NOT BEING A SHIPPING ASSHAT (may apply to other fandoms too):

*Disclaimer: Do not apply to all and will occasionally get broken by even the most sanest of shippers, for fandom lures a little batshit out of anyone.

( Manners, manners, manners. Think of them. They think of you. Nekkid and wanking without them. It makes them sad. )

Now, free drinks in the wankshelter bar for any who is not a shipping asshat. What's your pleasure?

I'm now on LJ Talk. Download a program if you want to chat, I guess. If I'm on your friendlist and on, you can see me there and say hey. (Though probably not today, as I am about to go snooze.)

So, I read around and come across Shankar's Star Trek agenda in CSI:
personally, shankar is the one who has pushed the catherine/warrick storyline. i feel that he is again attempting a bi-racial relationship because his efforts to bring troi/worf together on star trek: the next generation did not thrill fans and ultimately failed. the parallels between the two are stricking and i foresee the same fate for the catherine/warrick line as that of troi/worf.

... Right. So because he failed to hook up two aliens in Star Trek, he's going for two criminalists in CSI. I see. As you would. Uh huh.

She goes on:
Oh please, don't get me started! If Naren Shankar or anyone else for that matter see Grissom/Catherine relationship as an brother sister thing, than what is this very twisted father daughter relationship with Grissom and Sara JEEZ! There is no chemistry between them what so ever, it's ackward to watch and it just make me wanna switch The channel and blow my brains out.
And I would like to remind that opposites attracts each other. JING AND YANG BABY!!!

Jing and Yang, you say? So tell me, is that anything like yin and yang or is this a new version?

CSI shipper trenches makes me sad. (Why as seen in my OTP opinionage.) I sense many grenades to get lobbed as season seven hits.

In other wanks my brain broke trying to read all that. When it got to "Social ism of the Sweden kind is left wing", I was just happy Norway wasn't dragged into it for once. Oi.

I better get my brain repaired. Yes. Maybe I'll play some CivilizationIII and pretend I'm being a Socialist Meanie ruling the world. That always cheers me up.

I am back.

A little tired and a little sunburnt, but it's good. Denmark was flat and sunny and I had an excellent time. Only exception was that we ran into this horrid racist cabbie, who ended up being the only cabbie we didn't tip. Otherwise, Danes are lovely people, even if their counting is weird. Went to Tivoli of course, and I won a little prize in the archery shooting. Didn't even know I could use a bow.

So, did I miss anything while gone?

Oh, and a bit amusingly, I appear to have two CSI fics here nominated in the short fic category. Old stories, but a bit flattering still.

Finally, an amusing opinion on the CSI finale I had waiting in my inbox this morning.

( Did you know a collision of Sara and Catherine makes a Sofia? )

Rightio then!

Australia goes football mad

Note for anon poster on my LJ - copy and pasting from a flocked entry is not cool at all, okay? Even if it is about me and you "thought I should know". It's cowardly, it's shit-stirring, and since it's flocked, I have no way of knowing if you just made shit up, anyway. I've deleted your comment to avoid shit and made note of your IP and if I find a match, you better believe we'll Have Words.

Okay, that out of the way... marry_a_ljuser? Hum. Ah well, we all need out silly fun, I suppose. (And I am a bit curious who would marry me, heh.)

Have signed up for the Tenth Doctor ficathon, meanwhile, even if the more football I watch, the more I want to write a fic with the Doctor in the World Cup. Oh dear.

Also watched The Quatermass Experiment on DVD last night, and listened to the commentary as well. David Tennant is adorable - this was around the time he first got the part of the Doctor, so he was mentioning it a bit. Aw. Someone fulfilling a childhood dream is so adorable to watch. Then I spent too much time celebrating Australia and discussing infinity and numbers with my brother and went to bed with a headache. Smart move the day before I have work-related interviews, yo. (But it went well. I got some new work assignments coming up.)

( And in today's wee notes from CSI fandom... )